12 Things You Should Never Ask Your Boo

This article is dedicated to my teenage and young readers

Never ask your boo these questions 

1. "Should I get my hair cut?" Yes? No? We like ... your hair? If you're just taking half an inch off or something, we're not even going to notice (unless you already have your hair short ... like half an inch short). This is just putting us in a situation where three things could happen: We say "yes," and you get offended because we don't like your hair as is. We say "no," and you cut it anyway. Or we both happen to agree. None of those situations are constructive and at least one ends in you getting mad at us.

2. "Which dress looks best?" Our answer is always going to be the one that shows off your cleavage the most and then you're going to get mad we chose that one.

3. "Do you want to come to my mom's birthday party?" No. We're going to go because we're obligated, but we'd rather stay home and screw around. Please don't tease us with the illusion of choice. Just tell us what day it is.

4. Literally anything about your weight. Anything. You're good. You look good. And if you're asking, you're not going to believe us anyway. Just don't sweat it.

5. "Did your ex do this better?" As far as we're concerned, our ex is dead to us so it doesn't matter.

6. "Do find Jennifer Lawrence attractive?" Please don't ask this, because the answer is "yes" and you don't want to hear us say "yes" and we're also bad liars. Plus, it doesn't mean we don't like you. It just means we have eyes.

7. "How often do you masturbate?" Literally anytime you aren't looking at us. All right, not literally, but it might as well be. We do it a lot. And we don't really want to talk to you about it because that's weird.

8. "Notice anything different?" The only time you should ask this question is if you literally want your boyfriend to shit his pants for some reason. We probably don't know, unless it's something incredibly obvious like you dyed your hair a (drastically) different color or surgically grafted your iPhone to your face. Please don't make us guess.

9. "Was that the best sex you've ever had?"  Here's the thing: The answer to this is always yes. That's either because it's true or because we're lying. Save both of us the awkwardness of the question and just be content with knowing we're going to tell you "yes."

10. "What are you thinking about?" Something stupid. It's always something stupid and the reason we don't want to tell you is that it would take way too long to explain why we're thinking about what would happen if The Incredible Hulk were drafted to the New York Yankees and they played baseball on the moon and we are also all best friends. It's not because we were thinking of breaking up with you or even about you at all. We were honestly daydreaming about the dumbest thing ever and it isn't worth explaining.

11. "Can we talk?" This is frightening no matter who asks it. If it comes from your partner or your boss or a friend or even if your fucking mailman knocks on your door and asks this question. This is shorthand for "let's talk about serious business" and that's never fun. This is especially evil if you add "later" to the end of the sentence, making us walk around all day in a perpetual pool of cold sweat.

12. "Are you still going to the gym?" Nope, and now we know it's showing.

Culled from.......................http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a43397/things-you-should-never-ask-your-boyfriend/

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Does Love Make Us Unconsciously Telepathic???

Many times, we have lain awake into the night thinking about the thief who stole our heart and won't give it back to us or better still, one we love especially if due to one thing or the other, we cannot see them or talk to them.
Many times, we wonder what they are doing. Funny enough, irrespective of our gender, the most common thoughts / questions to occupy our mind are:
- What is he/she doing now?
- Is he/she with someone else?
- Is he/she thinking about me too?
- Does he/she love me as much as I love he/she?

There are usually a million more questions collectively that plagues each one of us.
I was thrilled / shocked to see a report from.......... stating that after series of survey, scientists have confirmed that, whenever we are thinking of someone, more often than not, those people are thinking of us too where ever they are.

Hmmmmm, I started thinking of my then crush every night hoping he was also thinking about me.  Well, few months later, he asked me out and we finally got around to dating. One of those days of Mtn midnight call, he told me that he spent many nights thinking about me before he summoned the courage to ask me out. What Did I Just Hear??? So Its True??? He was also thinking of me all those nights!!!

Ever since then whenever I miss him and shakara won't let me call him or buzz him on social media, I resort to thinking about him and hoping that my newly found telepathic magic will work its magic on him and make sure he misses me too.

Truthfully, on some (not all) of those nights, he called me and told me he was missing me (3 out of 10 times) and I was sooo happy with myself.


I still don't know how this magic works, maybe you can try it too :-) :-)

LESSONS FROM AN ENTREPRENEUR'S POINT OF VIEW (Part 2)

 A wise man once told me: "If you want to go fast, go alone, If you want to go far, go with people" This is true on soo many accounts.


A very plain example is the athlete's race. Looking at the 100m dash, we will agree that the records broken by renown athletes are mind boggling with speed as fast as 10meters per second which is approximately 36km/hr on foot!!! On the other hand, marathon races of 42km are run in 2hrs 3mins and are lauded as historical feats.

Comparing these races we can see the following:
- In sprint its every man for himself, while in marathon team members hold one another, encouraging themselves on
- In sprint maximum speed is put in from the start to the end while in marathon, speed is increased and reduced strategically to conserve the energy
- In sprint sharing of resources is impossible as there is no time for that while in marathon, resources such as chewing gum, glucose, water etc are shared among the team members.
- Sprint lasts for few seconds and then all the glamour ends and spectators can disperse while marathon lasts for at least 2 hours before the countdown to the end of the race begins.

Looking at this in the real life angle, we see it come to play in marriage to an extent that God even admits to favor a married man more:
"He that findeth a wife findeth a good thing and obtains favour from the Lord".
We see the PLC companies as one of the biggest companies in any sphere they play in,
We see pack of wolves being referred to as one of the deadliest hunters on land
Even sharks when they are in groups hunt whales greater than them collectively in mass.


That settled, the challenge here becomes who are the right people to embark on this journey with?
This is food for thought some other day.........................................

LESSONS FROM AN ENTREPRENEUR's POINT OF VIEW

Life as an entrepreneur has not been easy at all. Lessons are very expensive. Mistakes made carry huge consequences, some are irredeemable, some are partially redeemable. Mistakes which do not have fatal consequences in the business world are very rare... Now this does not apply to every industry, but the higher the amount of money involved in the business, the higher the risks.

The first lesson I recommend is learning to accept rejection.  All business owners must learn to accept rejection in every aspect of the business.  You have to understand that failure is proof that you are making efforts. Consultants are people who have a very wide portfolio of experience gotten from failures and success likewise who put them together to guide whoever comes to them for guidance. To excel in your field, you must be a consultant in it. All portholes are not the same size.. You must have a perfect understanding of what the road is to be able to pick out the ditches and portholes.... Since you weren't born with the insights, you must learn them by several attempts and be ready to fail at it.

Who you get your advice or inspiration from matters a lot. The fact that you have been failing in everything doesn't mean that you are being cursed or plagued diabolically. It simply means you are making a lot of wrong decisions.  Check those who are successful, what are they doing that you are not doing? Check who you are receiving advice from, are your advisers in the business of precious stones wise bricklayers? or are you receiving tutoring on your marital affairs from a "mummy" or "daddy" who just never got married?

Never look down on anybody. The hungry looking man you look down on may be a rich bag of experience and connection who is having an unfortunate phase of his life. He may have answers to the problems facing you. Treat all men with respect and dignity until they give you reason to doubt them.

Let me drop my pen for now...............................................................
To be continued later.........................................................................
Lots of Love

What time is it? Summer Time, Its Time To Travel!!!

The world is like a book and those who never travel only live on a page.

Here are my top 10 reasons why travel is important:

1. Provides learning and education about places and history

2. Connects us to other cultures and people

3. Slows us down: Gives us a break from our fast-paced lives

4. Expands our awareness and introduces us to greater diversity

5. Helps us break habits: mentally, physically, and emotionally

6. Gives us time to heal, reduces stress and helps us regain enthusiasm for life

7.Stokes curiosity and awakens our inner child by offering us new, “first-time” experiences

8. Promotes patience by releasing heavy expectations of the “one right way” mentality thereby allowing life to flow more organically

9. Invites the opportunity to get lost and face one’s fears of the unknown

10. Helps you get to know yourself better: the true you is rediscovered

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Tired of being MIA :)

Hello Blog and readers, I have missed updating. Its been almost a year since I updated last and a lot of water has gone under the bridge.
Once again, I am a year older, wiser and grateful.
Thanking God for seeing me through all the good, the bad and the ugly experiences of the past year and trusting him to see me through.

I can't wait to share my experiences and lessons. But first, let me flex my fingers.
Watch these space same time tomorrow.